I’m in the TARDIS and possibly the Doctor. A portal opens and the new Master and Missy strut in. They are Doctor Who villains and technically the same person, but in this dream they are married and have a little girl with brown curls. Some time passes, another portal opens and now it’s Missy alone with her newborn, who is a boy instead of a girl! Since I’m the Doctor and clever, I realize this version of Missy comes from the past and I must have swapped her real child, the boy, to protect him from the Master. Missy makes a face (Michelle Gomez makes very entertaining faces even in my dreams!) and says she will pretend to love her fake daughter, “if she really must”. I know she’s lying and she’s really lonely, because I’m the Doctor and I’m clever! This is what happens when I watch a Doctor Who episode before going to sleep.

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I’m half awake and I dream that I’m at work scanning documents. Scanning, scanning, scanning, scanning.