(I woke up with the vague feeling of having had a long, eventful dream, but no actual memories of it.)
Author: Decade Dream Journal
Hormones! *Shakes Fist*
I dream that my mom, tired of waiting for grandchildren, “borrows” some of my eggs and brings back a baby; the father is a famous Japanese actor, and the baby is indeed beautiful, with a black tuft of hair and a big, infectious smile. I want to keep him forever, I know this is just a dream and I pray I’ll never wake up.
Fat Shaming! Kidnapping! Pee!
I dream that I’m watching a movie? Or at least I think so, I’m not there but Eddie Murphy is. I also notice he’s very fit, even though he was rather fat in Coming 2 America.
The good guys are trying to find a kidnapped two-year-old, he disappeared from his house and nobody saw anything. His young mom is at home now, she also has a baby and has just put him to bed. Someone climbs the stairs to her apartment, we don’t see their face. They sneak into the baby’s room and give him a tranquilizer shot. Suddenly the mom comes back and they hide behind the open door. They jump on her, give her a shot too. She says
God, you look awful
and falls asleep. When she comes by, the baby is gone.
(I also dream that I’m showing my classmates a new line of backpacks made with human pee. They’re biodegradable and colorful, I’m not surprised to learn everybody wants one.)
How Did A 20 Years Old Anime Snuck In There
I dream that my friend C. has found a new, better friend, and I shouldn’t be jealous but I can’t help it.
Then I dream that we all pile up in a car to go pick my dad at the hospital. My mom is driving, it’s too late when I remember she doesn’t have a license.
Finally I dream that I’m walking in a beautiful meadow taking pictures, then I realize I’m in my pajamas, and I’ve left my camera at home too! On my way back I buy a bag of chips, inside I find a plushie of Death Note’s L.
She’s Actually More Of A Line Dance Kinda Gal
I dream that I’m at my Gran’s; she’s living not in her own home, but at my other grandma’s old place. (Miss you, Grandma G.) She’s been stuck inside for months because of Covid and she’s sad and lonely, I don’t know how to comfort her. We watch a Steven Universe episode, the characters are doing ballet, so I convince Gran to do try dancing too, that will cheer her up! She wears a dark green tutu and starts waving her hands like a swan.
Move I’m Gay
I dream that it’s the first day of school, I’m already bored and I’m planning to go home at lunch time and skip afternoon classes; I’m going down the stairs with my jacket on and holding my umbrella, when I remember that next class is called “History of Visual Arts” and the teacher is very cute, so I casually go back inside and slid in my seat as if nothing happened.
We’re given a few tablets and gather together to watch a movie scene; there’s an actor and two actresses (Uma Thurman and Sandra Bullock, I think) engaged in a fight scene; suddenly overwhelmed with passion, the actor kisses one woman, then the other. I hope next the two women will kiss each other, and they do! And it’s long and deep, “That’s so hot,” I can’t help but whisper. The guy sitting next to me takes it as an invitation to flirt with me, he puts his hand on my hip and starts breathing down my neck. I push him away, go sit alone at another desk and keep watching the movie on my phone. The guy says I’m overreacting, one of the girls in front of the class says she saw everything and he was acting inappropriately.
“Why where you watching them and not the movie?” the teacher wants to know.
As Usual
I dream that my sister is back; I want to go buy a new planner because mine has ran out of pages, how did I not notice? But I need to go to the bathroom first and my sister has locked herself in it. I try to poop in an empty cereal box on the balcony, but there’s a hailstorm and it’s just too much.
I Think This Has Something To Do With Me Wanting A Flat Chest Though?
I dream that my friend M. had surgery, a double mastectomy. I ask my mom not to be nosy, she immediately goes to the hospital to ask questions. I’m so mad I don’t talk to her for several weeks.
Nope, Put Those Back
I dream that an old lady, possibly a witch, shows up with a small basket of puppies and kittens. They are all extremely tiny and still, they look like beanie babies. The woman explains it will take just a little water to rehydrate them and wake them up.
I pick two puppies at random, but they are missing some limbs and my dad sends them back. He wants a german shepherd, the old lady picks one from the bottom of the basket, but he’s too long and lanky and I don’t like him. Eventually we settle on a white, hairy little pup.
Now that we’re done picking, the old lady adds salad to the basket and is about to eat the rest of them for dinner. I think it’s a bit of a waste and rummage between the leaves until I find the head of a white cat, just the head. And again, it looks like a stuffed teddy so it’s not scary. I’m worried that the cat won’t survive with its head only, but the woman assures me it’s gonna be fine.
I add water, and the cat starts blinking.
(I also dream about microchips in the vaccine that project advertisement in our heads in the middle of the night, and also Henry Cavill as Superman with a hideous white wig.)
It was Almost Harry Potter But Not Quite
I dream that I’m attending a magic school, the classrooms are beautiful greenhouses with glass walls. The headmaster id Sheev Palpatine and that’s not exactly reassuring. There’s a group of rich kids bullying me, I’m much more powerful than them so I try not to engage, or I’ll easily kill them. Eventually I make friends with one of the rich boys, he has black hair and blue eyes and he’s s bit shy. He introduces me to a girl who has a big secret: she has hidden insect wings and she can fly. I show them my secret too, I drop my disguise because I’m an alien, a Skrull with a bald green face and pointy ears
DECADE DREAM JOURNAL 