I dream that I’m walking home from the mall with my camera, taking pictures of dogs. A couple stops their car, they’re both middle aged and very handsome. They chat with me for a while, give me the local wifi password and some explosive, because their hobby is blowing things up, apparently? I see the husband picking up his dog’s poop, which I find very responsible too.
Author: Decade Dream Journal
Because I’m Obsessed With Them
I don’t remember anything more specific but it had something to do with camera lenses.
It’s Easter This Time!
I dream that I see on the other side of the street a young girl setting up a ladder, the kind with wheels. She wants to reach the windows above to take down some Easter decorations, but the ladder gives out and she falls.
I cross the street and help her up. She’s crying now, her boss asked her to get rid of those decorations, what’s she gonna do now? But I’m not the only one who saw her falling, a whole fire fighter squad shows up and easily take down the decorations. Privately, I think that if she weren’t so young and pretty they wouldn’t have helped her.
Xmas Again??? Star Wars Again???
I dream that I’m watching a Christmas movie with my siblings. There are three happy children living in a really cold place, shopping at the local market. That night they fall through a mirror and end up on a sunny mountain, surrounded by rocks and strange mushroom. I recognize the place, it’s Naboo! Queen Amidala approaches, but she’s a CGI cartoon, like in Clone Wars.
My Subconscious Still Believes I Didn’t Graduate
I dream that a new school year is about to begin and I’m hurrying to get there in time. I’m in an awful mood because I’m much older than the kids around me, being in my 30s, and I’d rather find a job than go back to school.
A crowd has gathered in front of the gates, my old Latin professor is reading out names; when called, each kid has to surrender their phone and answer a personality quiz, I find it totally unacceptable. My name is never called though, is it because I skipped finals last year? Please, I must have repeated my junior year so many times, it must count for something!
I finally approach the professor, I tell him I don’t want to go back to school anyway. He’s very harsh, telling me I’ll never amount to something in life, but gives me 500 bucks as reparation, I’ll take that. I also find a 400 phone top-up on the ground. I pocket that too.
Now to explain all this mess to my mom. Oh, she’s gonna be so mad.
Typical Mom
I dream that it’s Christmas Eve and my mom has prepared nothing. No lights, no food, no presents. I’m heartbroken.
Tall Man and Short Man
I dream about… a matrilineal society. Husbands are much shorter than wives. Ella from Lucifer keeps appearing everywhere in the dark, the light turns on when she says hello.
I dream that I’m a mighty (male) warrior, a barbarian, twice as tall as regular folks. I’m wearing the fur of a white wolf, and my weapon is a giant pterodactyl skull.
No Joy
Sleepless night. (And there was an effin’ mosquito in my bedroom! WTF it’s April.)
Life Inspo
(I think I’ve dreamed about bringing coffee to my vet? Which I should do actually, he was very nice when I called him in hysterics 5 minutes before closing time.)
Various Adventures
I dream about a movie I’m watching/living: there are two (three?) high school girls running away, they travel through America, when they miss a train they realize they can fly and follow the train tracks from above through the mountains, they see a castle on a hill that is now a hotel. The movie feels magical and lighthearted at this point. The girls can look into someone’s eyes and see/grant their most profound wish. One of them turns a black and red fish into a human.
Then things turn horror, as the girls realize they never left their school, they are in the basement strapped to hospital beds, being fed hallucinogenic drugs by an evil nun. One of them is hugging a stuffed black and red fish. Only an hour has passed.
(I wish I knew how it all ended but this us all I can remember.)
Early in the morning I dream that I’m reading a Mickey Mouse comic; Mickey and Goofy are fighting some pirates in the belly of a ship, they run circles around them so fast they make them faint. Now they only need to defeat Captain Hook, but he’s gone to the bathroom because he needs to pee. I’m confused, can’t he just pee overboard? He goes to the bathroom but can’t find relief, why, why, oh why?
I wake up because I really need to pee.
(There was also a dream about a place, an underground cave below the ocean you can reach swimming in a certain direction. In that cave live the souls of all dead humanity, I wish I could remember more about it.)
DECADE DREAM JOURNAL 