I dream that I’m going at a fancy college? and staying in some real fancy dormitories. My boyfriend comes over and gives me some weed, it stays on my big fancy bed for a few hours, and then I decide to hide it in some kitchen paper just before security pops in, thus saving my roommate’s and my own asses.
Author: Decade Dream Journal
This Is What Happens When You Take Too Many Trains In Your Life
I dream that my mom and I are waiting in a train station; the next train home is 1 hour and 20 minutes away and we wait and wait and wait. I eventually realize that we bought the wrong tickets, but it’s too late: the train comes, and it’s a blue tricycle attached to some wagons. My mother jumps on the tricycle and start pedaling, I run after her and yell to stop, she veers out of the tracks and pedals down a hill… I wake up with a jolt.
Puppeh
I dream that we find a golden retriever puppy lost on the street and bring him home. We call him Miss February even though he’s a boy. He’s got a big smile and is super soft, we know we can’t keep him because he’s gonna become huge and our apartment is too small, I should call the vet and leave him with them, I’m procrastinating it though.
I wake up in my childhood room, the puppy has crawled under my covers and fallen asleep. It’s the last week of school and I don’t care about being late at all. I’ll skip my finals even, don’t they know I already got my degree? My old high school literature teacher is writing a long math formula on the blackboard, I find solving it as easy as eating a bowl of rice. During recess I tell my classmates all about my puppy.
I Actually Like Insects But If You Don’t This Isn’t The Post For You
I dream that I baked a nice cake and everyone is trying it. My brother compliments me, he noticed that the cream is flavored with a little lemon. I feel happy and flattered because my brother is a great baker. “Look Who’s Talking” is playing on TV. Suddenly I notice a bunch of tiny red insects crawling on the slice I’m eating. “Drop the cake!” I yell. Insects are everywhere, even on my clothes. I obsessively vacuum every surface, hoping to kill them all. I’m heartbroken because my cake is ruined.
Mayhaps This Has Something To Do With My Mother Never Bothering To Learn About My Life Outside Of Her Influence?
I dream that I have to go through a series of trials for school, but none of the kids want to partner with me, so I end up competing with my mom. She’s not putting any effort into it and I’m afraid we’re going to come last. The first trial consists in melting down wax bars into disks, then piling them until there’s enough weight to push a button and open a door. I explain to my mom how to do it, she refuses to follow the instructions.
When we finally escape the door, we find a girl (one of my elementary schoolmates) looking at us with pity. She already passed all the trials, she says, and there’s no way we can make it, we’re just too *provincial*. We exit the building and find ourselves in Singapore. We need to find a bookstore and buy a certain book, I open Google Maps on my phone…
The alarm rings.
I’m Sorry Tala I Love You You’re My Favorite Actress
I dream that I’m hiking, I look up and in the perfect blue sky I see two flying saucers. I take out my phone to take a picture and zoom in, I can see inside the transparent dome of the saucers there are giant clawed hands, one each. In between them there’s a man flying, I recognize him as a Star Trek villain. I go onboard the Enterprise to warn everybody and I learn the evil guy was Captain Kirk’s former lover. There are a bunch of Tala Ashe clones on board and they keep losing their heads, one way or another, they’re getting beheaded.
Some Snippets That As Usual Feel Like They Belong Years In The Past
I dream that I’m walking to school when I realize I’m not wearing a mask, I put a scarf over my face and run to the city market. I buy ten surgical masks from a stall and I’m so mad about wasting my money like that.
Then I dream that my sister bursts in my room upset because she no longer can become a teacher: she asked a friend to mail some forms and he sent the wrong ones. To make her feel better I tell her the same exact thing happened to me; it somehow makes her even angrier.
Then I dream that I’m playing a videogame with my siblings while simultaneously living it. We’re on a pirate island, swimming in the beautiful tropical water to look for treasures at the bottom. We’re about to enter a yellow building when my mom appears at our door carrying a plate of pancakes.
All This Anxiety, And It’s All Stupid
I dream that I’m a guest at a new school, an alarm sound and all the students get up and calmly go to their assigned exits, I’m not sure what to do. I finally get out of the building and I see Dolores Umbridge being walked away in handcuffs. I get home and now thousands of students are here too, I need to go to the bathroom because I got my period but they won’t leave, I’m yelling at them and feeling like an asshole.
I end up staying for a few days in an apartment with Jamie from Bly Manor; I fall desperately in love with her, but she ignores me, I have to leave soon and all she cares about is a little girl that she’s gonna adopt. Back at home, and now my sister is mad at me too because I’m eating risotto in the bathroom.
I’m Also Stingy In Real Life
I dream that I’m giving English lessons to a young Russian mobster. He arrives late, but he seems quite invested in my teachings. I start with the alphabet, then go into a short story about a summer camp murder. He wants to keep reading but Kira Nerys plants her hands on the table and says time is up.
Then I dream that my brother sends me a link to a Sims CAS mod that will apparently improve my experience drastically. The site is subscription based and I balk when I see it’s 11 pounds a month. How much is that in regular money?! I have no idea but I’m sure it’s too much. The mod looks so nice though… I cave in and I’m filling the subscription form when my alarm rings.
She’s Not Amused! …too trite?
I dream that I’ve found an online AI that can generate accurate illustrations and videos, all you have to do to type a simple descriptions. Excited, I show it to my sister, who’s not impressed. She starts writing more and more elaborate and ridiculous descriptions, just to prove it doesn’t work.
Then I dream that I find two short stories written by my brother and I steal them for my Instagram. They are a crossover between ATLA and the British royal family, one is about Aang writing a disappointed letter to his grandson, Prince Charles. The other is about Queen Victoria taking a stroll in the snow with her whole entourage; they meet a group of rogue airbenders that lift them from the ground. The queen is so scared she orders a church service to exorcise these demons.
DECADE DREAM JOURNAL 