I dream about taking the train with my grandma. We get in the rear carriage and it looks ugly and rusty, more like an old farmer cart. When the train start the carriage breaks off! I jump out, grab the hook thingy (coupling, wikipedia says it’s called) and run like hell dragging the whole damn carriage with me, finally attaching it safely back to train. Relieved, I sit back in.
Author: Decade Dream Journal
So Recurring It’s Boring
I dream that it’s raining and I’m late for school, again. As I rush out I see a delivery guy throwing a package against my door. I ask, what the hell?! He says
Miss, it’s raining and I’m tired.
Instead of going to school I find myself at the mall. It’s okay, I think, no one will ever know. Maybe I could even go to the black mall that only seems to exist in my dreams. I’d catch a bus ride if only I could remember the name.
Eden, maybe?
A man is following me, some kind of pervert. I call security on him. Great, now I’ll have to testify at his trial and my parent will know I skipped school.
What if they fail me this year? My sister is back home again and now we’ll have to compete for jobs as well. I decide I should look into hologram technology, if they’re realistic enough my sister will go back to her place and still feel like she’s having dinner with us every night.
So I Guess This One Is Set in 2002
I dream that I’m at an early screening of The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, but like, in a parallel universe where it’s a bad movie. Afterwards I volunteer for a survey, I hope I’ll get to talk about the movie but instead I’m given an hour to complete a Japanese test, paint a picture and then make soup. I can’t finish in time but I still beg the judge to let me take part in the survey. He’s an old mustached professor and part-time drag queen.
Warning: Somewhat Horror (Also, Sorry, Mom)
I dream that my mother and I are taking part in a horror tour. It’s night when our bus arrives at a haunted old mansion, we get inside along with all the other guests, cheering and laughing.

The mansion is haunted alright, but I soon figure out the ghosts and other scary presences (mostly dead girls, pale, bleeding) cannot be touched and can’t harm us in any way. I feel relieved, amused, even. There’s something else about the house though, something odd: it seems to be able to read our minds. I can think about anything I want, anything at all, and the house makes it happen.
I want to buy a souvenir. I see a dish set hanging from the wall, beautiful golden and white plates. As soon as I think it the set flies into my arms and the money leaves my bank account, just like magic. I ask for the check and it’s projected directly into my brain. I say out loud I’d rather have a paper copy and a young maid brings it to me. She says,
Thank you, these numbers will help me win the lottery, back in 2005.
I go back to the bus and realize my mother is nowhere to be found. As I’m starting to worry she finally runs out from the main door, looking frantic, screaming, her face contorted with fear. A waiter is following her, his white shirt covered in yellow puke. I have a moment of terrifying realization: this cannot be my mother. She would never act like this. This is a ghost trying to escape, and my real mother is still trapped inside.
Everybody begs me to stop, but I’m already running back. The doors close behind me, the tour bus leaves, and with a shiver I realize I’m the one being trapped here. Just like the house wanted.
I wake up and fall back to sleep. Now I’m at home, waiting for the police to arrive. A man with round glasses has showed me the future, I know I’m wanted, I know the police will seize all my favorite pens (I hide them, just in case), and I know that my mother will be arrested as well.
I see a police car and a van arriving and parking outside. As I open the door I tell my parents to stay calm: surely it’s all a mistake, if we explain ourselves we can avoid any trouble. I open the door and dozens upon dozens of officers pour in. Most of them go directly to my bedroom (my poor pens!) but their chief stays to interrogate me. She’s a blonde woman, tall, extremely beautiful but there’s something cold in her eyes, something not human. I realize in a moment she’s one of the ghosts from the hunted house, and she wants to steal my body and give it to one of her ghosts friends.
Years later I get out of prison. The beautiful blonde chief is waiting for me and we kiss passionately. Am I still me? Am I a ghost? I cannot tell. Flash forward a few more years, I’m on boat on a stormy ocean. The boat sinks and I wash ashore on a beautiful island. I lost my memory.
My alarm rings.
I Was Equally Sad For Both Women
I dream that I’ve witnessed a woman being murdered, then emptied and stuffed with rice.
Then I dream about being in a car with my brother, we’re watching a movie. One of the characters is a young mother wearing a sweater so old it’s full of holes.
A Lesson In Geography and Teleporting
I dream about driving to the nearby beach town with my family. It looks the same as always, but it’s also New York. I wander off and end up in Richmond, Virginia. (I’m real surprised I could tell in my dream what state Richmond is, considering US geography is not my forte and if you’d asked me yesterday I couldn’t have located it.)
This Richmond is also a beach town, but the beaches are off limits and there’s a young family (mom, dad & little boy) looking forlornly at the oceans over a fence. I tell them they should come to *my* beach because it’s always open. Then I tell them the Japanese tale about the creation of chrysanthemum flowers.
They start following me, and the dad especially is very insistent. I go into a store and he’s still following me.
Go back to your wife!
I yell. The store customers look at him bewildered.
I go round a corner, close my eyes tight and when I open them I’m back in New York. Two girls –tourists– are filming themselves while crossing the street and I wave at them: I hope that, somehow, the man who was following me just a second ago will see the footage and wonder how I got all the way here.
Busy Night
I dream that I’m having a fight with my sister because, as usual, I don’t want to share a room. I grab her sheets and throw them out.
Then I dream that I’m late for work. Then, that I’m singing to some cowboys. Then I’m in a Dragon Ball episode. Then, it’s November and there are no Christmas ads on TV because of Corona. It’s rather sad.
Thankfully I’m Slightly Richer Than That
I dream that I’m working at the store even though it looks nothing like my IRL store. A group of three old schoolmates walk in, two women and a man. They are also famous people, I think their leader is Amber Riley? The other girl could be Vera Lovell.
I greet them with a smile, tell them I’m such a big fan. They are mad at me though, they demand money. I signed a contract, don’t I remember? I pledged to donate money every year to their theater company. I object that they haven’t put out a show in ages, they say it doesn’t matter. How will they feed their children if I don’t donate?
I whip out my bank account app, show them I only have 91 bucks to my name. Then, when they’re not looking, I rip out my signature from the contract. I hope that’s legal.
Well Then Part Deux
(Last night I dreamed that I was looking porn online, so, yeah.)
How Dare I?!
I dream that I’m watching a silly romantic movie about a fictional royal family. I order the poster for the movie on Amazon, shortly after I receive an email from an old, posh lady who represents the actual British Royal Family. She is very indignant, she writes I can’t possibly get a poster when all my friends are being rude to the poor royals! She sends me social media links as proof. I find the whole thing utterly hilarious.