I dream about having a masturbation marathon. No, I won’t go into details.
Author: Decade Dream Journal
I’ll Admit That….
I had a long week & slept for 10 hours & had a relaxing morning, hence forgetting to write down my dreams.
Unexpected Jobs, MILFs and Metamorphoses.
I dream about going to see a doctor. I go inside his office and there before me, wearing a white coat, is my coworker, S. I’m really surprised, how can he possibly have time to practice? He’s at the store every day! Says he,
I use my lunch break.
He’s somewhat dismissive of my symptoms and it gets me somewhat mad.
I go home and find out a neighbor wants to sue my family for very petty reasons. I invite her over so she can see we’re not so bad after all. She’s in her forties and too uptight to be beautiful, but I still think she’s hot.
The next morning I need to get to school and I’m late, but I’m also suspecting I’m dreaming, that must mean I’m actually early, right? I walk in town with no rush and I waste some time riding a roller coaster at a local festival. Yes, it must be a dream because I’m not even scared.
I walk for a bit in the snow, and it’s really time to wake up and go to school for real, I think. I slap my face, hoping it will do the trick. Then I throw myself down a cliff. Nothing. I yell for my dad, hoping he can help me. I hear a loud whistle in the gray, snowy sky. That sounds more real than the rest of my current reality, so I follow it.
I wake up as a little white and brown dog. I go explore the city again.
So Now Let’s Stop Dreaming About School Grades, Please?!
I dream that I’m in a classroom where the desks are arranged in a circle, because it’s safer against Covid. The teacher calls my name, he asks me a medicine question, I cheerfully inform him that I didn’t study shit and he can go ahead and fail me. My old friend M. looks at me, half impressed and half outraged. She asks what the hell was I thinking, I explain that I am an adult with a job now, and who cares about grades when you can get a paycheck instead?
(This dream left me feeling so vindicated.)
It Was A Long One But I Forgot All The Details
I dream that my mom is driving the new car we just bought. As expected, it’s a disaster.
Maybe Gravity Falls?
I dream that I’m about to watch a cartoon season finale, the writing hasn’t been good lately but this episode seems to have great reviews.
It’s revealed that the kind, round-faced sheriff has been the villain (a terrifying demon) in disguise all along. The Doctor, Rory and Amy Pond chase him down the rapids using a quilted canoe that somehow stays afloat. And I’m also there, I suppose, looking forward to the confrontation.
We reach a small island in the heart of the swamp dominated by a tree with giant roots. The villain quizzes us, he seems rather calm and charming. What’s next, I ask excitedly after I answer his questions. More quizzes? Fisticuffs?
He takes me back to my house, tells me to jump over the balcony to my neighbor’s kitchen. I’m afraid, but he promises he’ll catch me if I fall. In the kitchen I find my neighbor and her sister, I immediately get mad at them (and the sister was an old lady who recently died IRL, what the hell, brain?!) I accuse them of always criticizing my weight and my looks and my life choices. I’m still yelling when the alarm rings, and for a few moments I’m utterly confused.
I Don’t Really Have Time To Go Anywhere
I dream that it’s Sunday and I desperately want to go out sightseeing and taking pictures. I don’t have anyone to go with though. I ask my dad to take me to the mountains, but he’s got his backpack ready and he’s going with his friends instead. I ask my sister to go to the beach, she says no as well. I feel lonely and angry.
If Bo Beep Was A Holiday Sheep
I dream about two very old ladies looking for a garbage can. They look all around the neighborhood, even inside the kindergarten, but can’t find any. I tell them,
Go to the pharmacy: there’s a woman there dressed like a lamb holding a shepard peppermint stick. She is the garbage lady.
He Has Been Craving Corn Dogs Lately
I dream that I’m playing some sort of treasure hunt. I track down some tiny white spheres, when put in water they turn into action figures. I have to assemble them in the right order, and when I do they turn into… corn dogs. I show my brother the first one I get, he’s utterly delighted.
Yes I’ve Been Watching Hamilton
There is a white Bull Terrier living in my building, and I dream that the owner asks me to walk her around the parking lot. I’m excited because I love that dog, I take a lot of pictures as a butterfly lands on her big noggin. More neighbors arrive with their dogs, we get into an argument, I’m filming the man yelling at me so twitter can doxx him.
Then I dream that I’m home with my cousin, she’s upset because she realized everyone hates her. It’s because she’s such a bully, I tell her. Boss Lady is there too, scowling at my mother’s very bitter coffee. There’s also a previously unseen Boss Man, he’s quizzing me on American Founding Fathers. He gives me a book about Aaron Burr.
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