I dream that the stray kitten we found, Bea, is actually a boy! My sister names him Fritz, she’s mad because we should adopt him right away. I give Fritz a long bath.
Tag: cats
It’s A Good Trick To Stay Hidden
I dream that my cat finds the door open and runs away. I frantically look for her among the neighborhood strays, I’m worried that she might be scared or hurt. Finally my neighbor calls me because they found her; I go to their house and see my cat has turned into a water heater; ‘Yep, she does that,” I say, nodding.
Pure Science Fiction
I dream that I bring stray kittens home and everybody accept them and nobody is mad at me.
Dreams From Yesterday And Today
I dream that I’ve found my ideal job, at a cat hotel; and I don’t mean a hotel where people can interact with cats, but a legit hotel for cats! My job is to greet guests, have them “seated” at a long table and bring them food. I’m supposed to be talking to them with a serious voice, but everything I say is beyond gleeful and delighted. “Oh hello Mr. Patches, what can I get you today?” I am VERY good at this job.
I dream that I’m a little girl living in a secret underground city, I’m an orphan and nobody likes me.
Bit Of a Panic Rush There
I dream that my sister is back home and miserable because she just had an abortion; I still won’t share a room with her. My cat dies because I’ve fed her a sponge from the kitchen; when I realize what I’ve done I try to get her to throw up, but it’s too late. I cannot stand to be alone, I decide to buy a cream colored kitten named Beatrice.
Content Warning If You Don’t Like Insects
I dream that a big black bug flies in my bedroom, I take pictures of it as I try to shoo it out the window. Later I look through the pictures; in the first one the bug is in my mouth and I’m trying to crush it with my teeth. In the second one the bug is inside my cat’s mouth. In the third one, my cat is inside my mouth. Finally, in the fourth one, my head is coming out from my cat’s mouth, and it’s grotesque, I look like Darth Maul.
I decide to never show these pictures to anybody.
I’m Trying To Jot These Down The Moment I Wake Up, Results May Vary.
I dream that there’s some sort of civil war at my school and students are killing each other and turning into monsters. My cousin has my cat hostage and wants me to write her homework, instead I use my magic powers to teleport to a different school and pay someone to give me their book report. I fly back and look for my cat; a wizard is feeding her so when she’s fat enough he can kill her and make a hat with her fur. I challenge the wizard to a magic duel, I’m much better than him because I don’t need a wand, all I need is to wag my finger. My cat is saved.
Same, Girl, Same.
I dream that it’s the last day of school (but it’s May! I think privately); some sort of guerrilla is once again happening outside the building. I go home and I’m welcomed by a basket of rescue kittens: oh, right, I should bring them to the vet at some point. I sit down to play Sims, my current family has a child with green skin and a “hate teenagers” personality trait. Indeed, she kills a teen, and I have to move the whole family next to a beach amusement park.
An Eventful Day I Guess
I dream that I’m at school, it’s a three hour class and everybody else is tired and bored, but I’m very excited because the teacher started writing in Japanese on the blackboard and I want to show off the little Japanese I know. Finally it’s time for a break, but before recess all the girls have to go through an ob-gyn visit. When it’s my turn I tell the doctor I have my period, he says “You’re excused [dramatic pause] this time.”
I go to my cousin’s house, bringing a stray mama cat with two kittens I found. Brie Larson is there because she goes to my school, I think this is an important fact that I’ll need to write on this very dream blog, even though people could just google where Brie Larson goes to school and find out where I’m from. Later I go back to collect the kittens, I kinda don’t want to separate them from their mama but she died in the meantime, so everything turned out okay.
I go to the supermarket with my cousin. I’m wearing only flip flops on socks and it starts raining outside, so I sit in a corner and start putting on my shoes. Some old ladies start teasing my cousin because her mom died. I tell them to fuck off. My cousin thanks me.
Nope, Put Those Back
I dream that an old lady, possibly a witch, shows up with a small basket of puppies and kittens. They are all extremely tiny and still, they look like beanie babies. The woman explains it will take just a little water to rehydrate them and wake them up.
I pick two puppies at random, but they are missing some limbs and my dad sends them back. He wants a german shepherd, the old lady picks one from the bottom of the basket, but he’s too long and lanky and I don’t like him. Eventually we settle on a white, hairy little pup.
Now that we’re done picking, the old lady adds salad to the basket and is about to eat the rest of them for dinner. I think it’s a bit of a waste and rummage between the leaves until I find the head of a white cat, just the head. And again, it looks like a stuffed teddy so it’s not scary. I’m worried that the cat won’t survive with its head only, but the woman assures me it’s gonna be fine.
I add water, and the cat starts blinking.
(I also dream about microchips in the vaccine that project advertisement in our heads in the middle of the night, and also Henry Cavill as Superman with a hideous white wig.)
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