I Wish

I dream that I came in second at a photography contest, everybody is complimenting me and I feel very accomplished. Before going back home I stop at the beach, it’s dark and the moon just shines over the water. I strip naked and walk into the sea, I close my eyes for a while and just relax.

So I Guess This One Is Set in 2002

I dream that I’m at an early screening of The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, but like, in a parallel universe where it’s a bad movie. Afterwards I volunteer for a survey, I hope I’ll get to talk about the movie but instead I’m given an hour to complete a Japanese test, paint a picture and then make soup. I can’t finish in time but I still beg the judge to let me take part in the survey. He’s an old mustached professor and part-time drag queen.