This Is Only Because I’m Poor

I dream that I’m sitting on a bench next to a wealthy couple. The husband is telling me about the last thing he bought and how happy it is about it. I tell him that I saw a yellow and black butterfly, he’s fascinated by it and I know I’ve convinced him that money ain’t that important.

The wife is not gonna be that easy. I invite her to a castle where Reese from Malcom in the Middle is brewing a stinky potion. I know that’s just what her truculent personality needs.

Unemployment Sucks

I dream that I’m counting money and I’m so bad at it, all the numbers get confused, I end up having to ask my brother’s help.

Then I dream that my cousin calls me back to the store to help out. We’re no longer a phone store though, now we patch up clothes, and I help a young couple with their toddler’s yellow shirt. My cousin offers me to stay, but I’ll have to work for free. I say no, and I’m so proud of standing up for myself. The young couple say they have a job for me too:

You see, we like to go to the bar at night and read poetry with our friends, we drink beer…

They talk and talk and I have no idea what the job is. My cousin later explains they needed someone to collect their darts from the board when they play at the bar.

Dead Squirrel and Dead Wife

I dream that I have a pet squirrel in a paper bag. I shake the bag because I forgot there’s also a glass bottle inside. The squirrel gets hit in the head, I rush it to the vet but there’s nothing I can do to save it.

Then I dream about a couple on a mystical quest. The wife keeps dying in strange accidents and the husband keeps bringing her back to life whenever he has enough magic. She stays alive for a few hours and then dies again. She doesn’t realize what’s happening until she notices her husband’s hair is turning gray: seven years have passed for him, only seven hours for her.