Who Was He

I dream that there’s a baby crawling at my feet. He’s blonde, he’s wearing a blue shirt and a big diaper. I want to take him in my arms but whenever I try he cries. I’m limping. Laura Bailey is on TV hosting an award show.

In Which I Just Wanna Go Home

I dream that I stop at a stationary store. As I’m buying two pens (a fine liner and a brush pen) the owner tells me the store is going out of business. I crumple on the floor crying. This was the last stationary store in town, I sob, what am I gonna do now?! The pens cost five bucks, I’m so upset I demand to only pay three.

Instead of going home I end up at the mall to blow out some steam. I decide to take a bus to go back, I don’t have a ticket but I can always pretend I forgot it. It’s too late when I realize the bus is going the wrong way. How am I going home now? We arrive at a small rocky alley, the driver makes us all get out of the bus, we dismantle the roof and carry it to the other side. Above our heads there are tall, narrow houses made of white rock. From a balcony, my late great-aunt E. waves at me. She looks like she always did, with her white hair in a tight bun. She asks how my parents are.


I dream that I’m taking my telemarketing job to the next level and selling door-to-door. I arrive at the house of an old man called Peter Minniti, he is apparently a great politician of yonder. His house is a small villa outside Florence, it’s late evening and he’s a bit upset about the intrusion, but his wife makes me tea. I try to sell him a phone subscription, he agrees to come by the store and asks for my number. I can’t seem to be able to type it in his phone and it’s getting late, so late, I’m sweating with anxiety. I eventually write it down on a piece of paper and leave in a hurry.

It’s so dark outside, I don’t know my way. I send my car forward on its own, then realize I was supposed to sent it north, and north is the opposite way! What can I do? Start walking and hope for the best? The old politician and his wife appear on their window and tell me they saw pictures of my nephew on Instagram, I don’t know what to say to that. A funeral procession passes by.

I walk and walk and walk and know I will never reach home, and then I realize I can just wake up and be home in a second.

Guess Who’s Still A Picky Eater As An Adult, Thanks Mom

I dream that my whole family is going to the mall, I’m feeling angry and uncomfortable and demand to get out of the car. I wonder around town as I wait for them to come back with pizza.

They bring home a strange green pizza, they say the secret ingredient is herbs. They try to coax me into eating it, but I’m just a child, everyone around the table is looking at me, I’m so hungry but I can’t eat. I run to hide in the balcony to cry and cry.

A Sweet Filipino Boy

I dream that I’m walking through a park at night, when a young man starts following me. I’m spooked and start walking faster, he pleads for me to stop in a sad, sad voice.

He follows me all the way home, and in the hallway light I can see that he’s crying. I ask him where he’s from. He says he’s Filipino and so far away from home. He’s so lonely and he just wanted to talk to a fellow Asian, he thought I had a nice face.

I introduce him to my parents and they are opposed to have a stranger at home, but I explain his story and they’re soon moved to tears. Except… they are not my parents and this is not my home. I’m not there at all, I’m watching the whole thing happen on my TV. It’s a TV series!

And guess what, the boy and the girl fall in love. I never find out how the story ends because my mother (my real mother, this time) thinks the show is too racy and turns the TV off.

Something about…

Something about being so upset I’m just crying on the floor, and everyone is ignoring me because my family cannot fulfill my emotional needs.

Something about being a stranded time traveler who finally finds a time machine and goes to visit a lonely man in a little space ship and then goes back to the year 1957.

Something about a man making a deal with Death to get family and fortune, promising he’ll be happy in return. He’s not happy so he gets turned into a garden gnome. Death’s name is Leonard.