I dream that combing through Google Maps I find a new route for walking to the beach avoiding most traffic. I climb some stone stairs and peek into a house, it’s covered in acid green carpet. I stop at a hotel, the owner is trying to remember the name of a song, I say it to him and he’s so grateful he’s distracted, I sneak inside and go to sleep in one of the beds, fully clothed.

I finally get to the beach the next morning and I know it’s a dream because I’m actually still asleep at the hotel. Of course when I know there’s no consequences I decide to have sex with everyone, this time it’s the cast of Lucifer, men and women alike.

I wake up in my bed at home, or so I think, and recall the details of my dream, memorizing them. I go back to the beginning of the secret route and instead of stone steps I find a synagogue.