My Sister Getting Angry Is The Only Plausible Thing.

I dream that there’s a new Murder, She Wrote season on TV and it’s all anyone can talk about. Meanwhile I get a cake box in the mail, I’m really excited to open it but instead of cake I find fried chicken inside, I’m disappointed because I don’t eat meat. A penpal sent it to me from Asia, what was she thinking? My sister eats the chicken while I help her with an art assignment: I’m supposed to draw the Muses from Hercules and I think I’m doing a decent job, but she still gets mad at me and throws a giant tantrum.

I Stand By My Ew

I dream that there’s a black cat flirting with my sister: he might be a cat, but he’s also a man. I grab him by the scruff of the neck and throw him outside. The window is open and my calendar (Murder, She Wrote themed if I remember correctly) flies out, landing on the grass of the park outside. I order my sister to keep an eye on it (“don’t lose sight of it even for a moment!”) and run out. The park is full of children picking up garbage for a school project. The calendar is nowhere to be seen. I grab the fence with both hands and beg them to look through their garbage sacks.

Then I dream that I’m banned from a wallpaper site after commenting “ew” under a Kylo Ren picture.