I dream that I travel to a South Eastern country where everything is teal and I take a lot of pictures. Then I dream that my aunt invites me to her birthday and I say no because I hate her. Then I dream that the Japanese band Arashi is singing at a futuristic hospital. Then I’m in an alternate dimension where I have to defeat Tina Fey.
Tag: relatives: Aunt M.
Warning: Another Dead Kid. So Sorry. My Subconscious Sucks.
I dream that I’m a nurse in a Middle Eastern hospital. There’s a doctor, a western woman with glasses, who just lost her daughter, and she’s so overcome with grief she’s carrying the corpse everywhere with her. I’m trying my best to work without looking at the dead girl. Another doctor is protesting about the woman’s erratic schedule. I call her to one side and say, “forgive her, she just lost her child.” “What do you mean,” the doctor says, the girl is right there with her!” “Exactly,” I say, and her face colors with understanding, followed by horror.
Now I’m having lunch with my mom and we’re talking about the woman and her dead child like it was a TV episode. I need to go back to school soon, but it’s the second to last day and I’m not sure what classes I have left, if it’s philosophy I’m gonna skip. With my shoes already on, I lay on my bed to check my Thursday schedule, which I never seem to remember. My bedroom is a big, airy attic with plenty of green plants. My aunt M. appears out of nowhere, she sits on the floor with a bin full of water and soap and starts washing some clothes. She keeps glancing at me, I try to ignore her. Finally she walks to me and tries to glance at my school diary. It’s full of pictures of Chyler Leigh and I’m really embarrassed.
Being Guilt Tripped By My Dreams Into Becoming A Vegetarian
I dream that I’m staying somewhere with my whole family, a vacation maybe? It’s a beautiful country house, with gardens and lemon trees. Unfortunately my room is also used as a slaughterhouse for pigs, everyone acts like it’s no big deal but I’m growing so upset I can barely talk without crying. I ask my dad when are we going back home, he’s unhappy I would even suggest that, he says we’ll stay until he says so.
I call my aunt and cousin and ask if I can stay with them instead. It’s not ideal because I don’t particularly like either of them, also it turns out they live in my old college apartment, my aunt actually bought it so they have a place to stay when they travel up north. At least, if they bought the apartment, my old landlady (the heinous bitch) won’t be here, right? Wrong! She’s decided my aunt duped her and she has a plan of action, let’s say murder isn’t off the table.
(It gets a little hazy from here, but I think Emperor Palpatine gets involved. And three thieves in a white van.)
I Have Very Little Money In My Wallet But I’m Really Fond Of It
I dream that I’m at the park playing foosball with friends. Someone comes to tell me that my wallet was found, why did I leave my bag unattended on a bench? I look inside and I’m missing 110 bucks, I’m very upset and ask around for information, nobody has seen anything. The park owner, who looks like an actual mobster, is making fun of me.
Flash forward to the court case: I’m accusing park owner of theft and apparently I have very compelling evidence. My aunt M. is my lawyer, instead of a black court gown she’s wearing a sparkly white dress, she looks like Elsa. I’m really looking forward to hear this hard evidence, but I wake up.
Hatred For Cousin And Love For Dark, Two Constants In My Life
I dream that I’m staying at a friend’s house somewhere far away. His mom starts packing because we’re apparently leaving in the middle of the night, she stuffs inside the bag two boxes of cherry ice cream. I sneak to the apartment above where Katharina from Dark and her children are fast asleep. I whisper to them that they are perfect, never ever change.
We leave and my friend’s mom stops the car in some random city. We go to a famous vet that needs to cure our cat, or possibly our owl. There are a bunch of people in line, all pissed because the vet turned out to be a scam. My friend’s mom, who is now my Aunt M., breaks down the door. The vet is cowering in a corner, terrified. My friend who is now my cousin sits at the table and is now using all my stickers on a postcard. I’m extremely upset at this. My aunt is disappointed at the both of us.
I Don’t Wanna
I dream that I’m in my bed, thinking about skipping school today, that’s gonna be fine. Then I remember that I’m an adult with a job. I slowly get up and I still don’t want to go. It’s raining outside.
My aunt, the racist lawyer, and her sister show up. I don’t want to see them, I try to jump off the balcony but that doesn’t work. I hide under my mother’s bed instead. My aunt bends down and finds me. I stab her, and stab and stab and stab. She is still alive, still smiling at me.
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