I dream that my brother gets really into medieval sword fighting.
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Super Protective Big Sister
I dream that I’m staying at my old schoolmate’s. I briefly wonder why I’m at her childhood house when she’s a grownup and married now, but I decide she must have divorced. Everyone goes to sleep but I’m not tired and the sun is still up, so I sit outside with a book. It’s a beautiful place, there’s fields all around me and a stream murmuring in the distance, I want to take so many pictures tomorrow. A guy filming a nature documentary walks by, I wave at him. A dog sniffs me.
I hear screaming and go inside. My friend’s mom has seen my brother with his boyfriend and she’s spawning homophobic s**t now. I look her in the eyes and say that she disgusts me. I collect my stuff and leave.
Mom: Delighted At My Dad Cheating
I dream that I find my brother’s secret Instagram, there are pictures of an old surly lady with long gray hair, who is apparently our grandmother! Where did she come from? I ask my mom and she doesn’t know a thing, she things the old lady is my dad’s lover, she’s gleeful about it.
So Uneasy
I dream that I’m watching a Sailor Moon episode that turns into a horror show about a painting that is beautiful if you have a pure soul, and show inexplicable horrors if you are a sinner. A taxi driver goes back to work after seeing the painting, a tall monster in a trench and bowler hat sits in the back of his taxi. “I’m going to hell,” says the monster. “That’s fine,” says the man, “I’m already there.”
Then I dream about punching my brother in the face, and it was well deserved.
My Mind Either Goes To Family Anxiety, Crowd Anxiety or Photographer Anxiety
I dream that we have a new house, an apartment above a bakery. I share a room with my little brother, and one day I find all of his friends inside it, dancing and playing and chilling on my bed. I’m very upset and yell at them to get out, I look completely mad. My brother is mad at me. He has me sit on a chair in front of him, grabs my hands and explains that he’s a YouTuber. Then we turn into the Olsen twins.
I wake up and when I fall asleep again I dream that I visit a camera store in town. I want to know if they have a vise to repair my dented lens, but a crowd of people walks in behind me and everybody is talking together and I’m getting anxious. The store owner has white hair and a sleazy smile, I don’t like him at all but I see he sells film rolls too, so I’ll have to buy from him after all.
Fun Times.
I dream that my brother wants to go to Kpop idol college (HILARIOUS). I dream once again about needing to get my high school diploma (I GOT IT TWO DECADES AGO GIVE IT A REST BRAIN!!). And I dream about an old man watching me poop (TYPICAL).
Snippets! Or Maybe One Long, Disjointed Dream
I’m watching Smallville with my neighbor. He tells me he’s in 7th grade.
My dad goes to the hospital. Nobody can figure out whats wrong with him because they’re so overwhelmed and understaffed.
I find my brother installing Sims mods on my computer. “How the hell did you get my password?!” I demand. “I used Laura’s account” he says. Who the hell is Laura?
I sneak into a building to try and steal a key. An old lady notices me, I pretend I live there and just lost mine. She helps me search until I pretend to give up. I leave and she leaves too, we both walk in the same direction which is embarrassing, so I start running.
I’m playing Papers, Please but now it’s an elaborate Japanese RPG, there’s a king and queen and generals I can romance. I’m trying to operate a cannon and struggling with the controller when I wake up.
I Found A Camera In My Mother’s Closet!
I dream that I’m visiting C., or maybe she’s visiting me. She almost comes to the beach with me. My brother almost bakes his famous pizza for her family. The whole time I’m nervous and restless, thinking about the old film camera I recently acquired and how am I gonna possibly make it work
I Wish My Dreams Made More Narrative Sense
I dream that my brother and I are staying at my sister’s for a few days. She lives in the same building I rented my apartment in during uni. Is midnight and she came back home already, we’re waiting for dad to come pick us up, but now my brother is sick and I have to drive home alone in our old blue car. I’m almost home when I remember I can’t drive. I’m on a motorbike now, I don’t even know how to go faster, but I figure out you have to squeeze the handle. I get home and mom is in the kitchen, she says happy birthday. It’s not my birthday I say, but I check the calendar and indeed it is.
Siblings Are Tricky
I dream that I’m walking home from the beach. I stop to take a picture of the mountains on the opposite side, the sun lighting them nicely, when an explosion covers the entire frame: they’re filming a movie and the director tells me to beat it, he’s very rude and unprofessional. Not knowing what to do, I go back to the beach. The sun is setting and I try to take another photo, once again a black cloud covers everything. This time it’s a baby twister running towards me as I’m just about to cross a wooden bridge. I do so gingerly.
I finally get home, where I find out my brother has bought himself a new camera. I’m really upset because every time I want something he buys it instead. I jump on him and start punching his face. Everybody is upset, Gran is crying. I say I don’t care because he hasn’t talked to me in 6 years. He’s bleeding and refusing to look at me.