I’m watching a movie with my parents, it has lesbians and it’s a bit too graphic, I’m embarrassed and I pretend to be so bored that I fall asleep. I can always finish streaming it on my own later.

Now “asleep”, I dream in my dream that I’m a beautiful older actress on set, I’m filming a scene where I have to go down a magnificent marble staircase, but I keep forgetting my lines.

I wake up from the dream in the dream, I’m at a theater with my cousin and another girl, we are watching the same lesbian movie from before. But it’s too long and we sneak out after the first three hours: we tell each other that we can always stream it.

As we walk home I explain them my dream about being an actress, and they are incredulous: they both had the same dream, isn’t that amazing!? Surely a great scientific discovery.

We reach the very same movie set and sneak in a private dressing room. It belongs to Cate Blanchett, and a minute later she walks in with her child. We make up an excuse, say that we just wanted to leave a ring for the little girl; indeed I have a tiny ring with a pearl in my pocket. Cate Blanchett smiles sadly and reveals that she’s being bullied.

The little girl is now asleep in a castle made of ice. We want to rescue her, we search in every room and come across one that is filled with beautifully crafted wooden cribs. You see, the Ice Queen had so many children, but they all died.

An old custodian walks to us. The little girl tells her that she’s a long-lost princess, and we tell her we are wizards. And then my alarm rings and I wake up from the dream for real.