I dream that I’m about to watch a cartoon season finale, the writing hasn’t been good lately but this episode seems to have great reviews.

It’s revealed that the kind, round-faced sheriff has been the villain (a terrifying demon) in disguise all along. The Doctor, Rory and Amy Pond chase him down the rapids using a quilted canoe that somehow stays afloat. And I’m also there, I suppose, looking forward to the confrontation.

We reach a small island in the heart of the swamp dominated by a tree with giant roots. The villain quizzes us, he seems rather calm and charming. What’s next, I ask excitedly after I answer his questions. More quizzes? Fisticuffs?

He takes me back to my house, tells me to jump over the balcony to my neighbor’s kitchen. I’m afraid, but he promises he’ll catch me if I fall. In the kitchen I find my neighbor and her sister, I immediately get mad at them (and the sister was an old lady who recently died IRL, what the hell, brain?!) I accuse them of always criticizing my weight and my looks and my life choices. I’m still yelling when the alarm rings, and for a few moments I’m utterly confused.