I’m A Guardian, I’m A Gardener, I’m Not A Cook

I dream that I am the guardian of a magic stone portal. It was built by Leonardo Da Vinci and connects different places in the world. I have to stop the tour headed to Rome because there are magic bubbles blowing in the portal and it’s dangerous to cross.


I dream that there is a tree growing under my neighbor’s balcony, one night I go to touch it. The leaves are soft and colorful. I clean all the plastic and garbage on the ground below it.


I dream about having a cooking contest before Easter lunch. Two people in my family are competing as I wait on the couch with my stomach rumbling. The ingredients must come from one specific little town.

Maybe Gravity Falls?

I dream that I’m about to watch a cartoon season finale, the writing hasn’t been good lately but this episode seems to have great reviews.

It’s revealed that the kind, round-faced sheriff has been the villain (a terrifying demon) in disguise all along. The Doctor, Rory and Amy Pond chase him down the rapids using a quilted canoe that somehow stays afloat. And I’m also there, I suppose, looking forward to the confrontation.

We reach a small island in the heart of the swamp dominated by a tree with giant roots. The villain quizzes us, he seems rather calm and charming. What’s next, I ask excitedly after I answer his questions. More quizzes? Fisticuffs?

He takes me back to my house, tells me to jump over the balcony to my neighbor’s kitchen. I’m afraid, but he promises he’ll catch me if I fall. In the kitchen I find my neighbor and her sister, I immediately get mad at them (and the sister was an old lady who recently died IRL, what the hell, brain?!) I accuse them of always criticizing my weight and my looks and my life choices. I’m still yelling when the alarm rings, and for a few moments I’m utterly confused.