I dream that my siblings have hired some blonde woman to make a video presentation about my grandma. We sit down to watch it and it’s made with the Sims 2, it’s amateurish and frankly offensive. I raise my hand because I’m really angry and I want to criticize it, the blonde woman realizes this and runs away. I run after her through town until I see her going inside a big beautiful house. I follow her into a large country kitchen where an old woman is rolling dough. I live her my phone number so her family will listen to my criticism.
Tag: videos
The Spectacular Flying Baby
I dream that it’s Christmas and I’m mad at my family for forgetting lunch, it’s already 4 P.M. I end up having a panic attack, they laugh in my face.
I’m on my own now, scrolling down Twitter. I find the video of a baby sitting in a pram that lost control and is plummeting towards a house on fire. The baby flies out and we see a close up of his rubbery face bouncing against the wall, then the video cuts to an explosion. The whole thing is obviously fake, a giant Warner Bros logo blinks in the sky behind the house.
I watch the video over and over until it becomes real and the baby appears in the air in front of me. His body is shaped like a star and he has four heads, white as milk.