I dream that I’m visiting my dear penpal C. We share a bed and hug the whole night. By day two I’m already homesick, I keep thinking about a Salvador Dali’s quote that goes,
If I took a plane right now, I will be in Italy in a day and by evening I will see the sweet hills of Spain again.
C.’s family is very nosy and doesn’t believe in personal space, I can’t even change my clothes in peace. On the third morning, her aunt makes me baby formula sprinkled with pancakes for breakfast. “It’s such a pity you’re not good looking” she says. I know she’s right, still, I feel bad. I would have hoped to marry C. some day.
I dream that Ronald Dump, like a regular Blue Beard, is sucking the life essence from his wives and turning them into zombies. He has turned two so far; a young detective is looking for the third wife, he’s a short guy and both him and his work partner are skilled martial artists.
They manage to kill the first zombie, but then the detective’s fiancée is turned. She’s haunting the villa where they were going to get married, the detective and his partner drive up a mountain road and finally spot the villa behind a closed gate, it’s a low building with green roofs.
The zombie has gone crazy and is furious to see the detective; but before she can attack the man and his partner grab mace and chains and start hitting the wooden floor. It’s some sort of spell, the zombie can’t help but grab a mace of her own and mirror their movements. Her rage turns into a giant black beast, a mix between a dog and a lion. The beast attacks, the detective and his partner keep it at bay shooting fire from their hands. The beast is eventually defeated, but the zombie is still angry. “You’re only here to find the third wife!” she yells. “No,” the man says, “I’m here to find you.” That’s all it takes for her to turn human again.